Saturday, February 19, 2011

BASIN SUSPENSION FOR FULL IDIOT

MARIA POOL
or - "The kings of Tylösand"

MARIA POOL
or - "The kings of Södermalm"

MARIA POOL
or - "Who pulled the plug?"

m.

ravioli on a silver platter with ice cream scoop (and cola)

dinner for a king.
(I)
my sovereignty, martina.

(ORIGINALLY FROM 15/2-11)



experiments

I tried just adding a bit of a vitamin tablet on the tongue and thendrink some water. I found that Pop rock is fun.
now I'll write a proper lab report. hhhhhh is the most boring I know.

m.



(ORIGINALLY FROM 6/2-11)

future gift is here

I have received e-mails from Apple. it is entitled "to give away aniPad on Valentine's Day". If I still had another half !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :(:(:((:((::(:(((

m.



(ORIGINALLY FROM 31/1-11)

Tired of your manners

martina Hultkrantz hate guys. I feel ashamed to know you and Iwould never talk to you. hereby I give up. Amen.

m.



(ORIGINALLY FROM 29/1-11)

hell do you wear when

slidkort 
has been given a new definition of my skirt. it was just what Iwanted to say. ok it was actually another thing I wanted to say also,but I have obviously forgotten.

m.



(ORIGINALLY FROM 23/1-11)

how it is when you can say anything without someone understands

we must start thinking a bit on our language. I really hope that whenwe, the next time, is in a place where people understand us, willremember that you can not say things like "I want it where dick to fuck me" and mean a phallus-shaped tower decoration on a shelfinside the falafel instead. it can be embarrassing. Dear God,protect me from myself.

m.



(ORIGINALLY FROM 21/1-11)

completely nutzzzzz

hello. I had another nötincident other day. but I do not know if I want to talk about it now because it is not so relevant anymore. um, or itwas simply that I found a large cashew shit in my jar of cashew nutsthat I had purchased. it was like twice as big as an ordinarycashew when it is full. half of that was twice as big as a doublestandard beef. they usually supposed va double. you get the picture. pretty cool, I thought. but I thought that there is no need tosave, so I ate it simply. it was a little more disgusting than astandard.



m.


(ORIGINALLY FROM 19/1-11)

a true mystery

I just found the peanut as Frankie threw in my shirt on Thursday. I wonder where it has been, for it fell down from somewhere in me,but I do have showered and changed clothes in between. I neverget to find out what happened.

m.



(ORIGINALLY FROM 9/1-11)